Sex positions that simply have got to go
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- Sex Positions That Simply Have Got To Go
It’s great that you want to be adventurous when it comes to sex and we fully support you in your endeavour. You might, however, want to stay away from these five sex positions because no matter how hard you try to make them work, they will disappoint you in the end.
Up against the wall
If this sex position has ever worked for you, then good for you. It can be quite exciting to just go at it against the wall like a couple of horny teenagers. But when you aren’t able to wrap your leg around the guy’s waist so he can prop you up and enter you, boy can it get awkward.
What exactly are you supposed to concentrate on? Your pleasure or his? 69 really does make it difficult to focus and we won’t blame you if you fumble or get confused. This position, we think, doesn’t deserve another chance.
Cowgirl is good, but if you have to face the wall and stare at it for the longest time, well, it can get pretty boring. This is exactly what happens in reverse cowgirl, where your partner gets the best view of your smooth back and nice derrière, and you’re just bouncing there feeling left out.
All-the-way-back reverse cowgirl
Yes yes, we made up the name. But if you thought reverse cowgirl was bad, this one is even worse. You get into reverse cowgirl position and then stretch yourself all the way back on your partner's body, so that your back is touching his torso. Convoluted, right?
We’re all for spooning, but only if it means we’re cuddling and lazing around. When it comes to sex while spooning, it’s quite uncomfortable to stick your leg up in a bizarre angle while your partner tries to find a way in.
The picker upper
Sex cannot get more awkward than this. Have you ever been picked up, wrapped your legs around the guy’s waist, held on to his neck for dear life and got bounced around? If you have, then you know that this sex position is the absolute worst.
In this funny position, you lie flat on your tummy while your partner lies on top of you and enters you from behind. Not only is it a painful position because your partner's entire weight falls on you, but it is also not very pleasurable.
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